me: why are you following me?
follower: ok, when you’re right you’re right, unfollow
me: we live in harsh times ladies and ge- oh… all alone again
I find it kind of sunny, I find it kind of fad.
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
i’m watching the episode of icarly where gibby has a girlfriend named tasha and all i can think about is that she’s the same girl that was in the blurred lines music video that is so crazy to me
Yeah yeah all very intemesting but the REAL question is why is a 19 year old guy watching icarly?
i can’t stop fucking laughing at this fucking fish. boops boops.
it’s literal, real scientic name is boops boops.
boops boops in a bucket
is a birb? is a plane?
Please… call the x file
so um this is a rly bad drawing of a giant space lizard that just blew up the sun
PICTURED ABOVE: 3d render of the sky visible from earth immediately after sun explosion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES
LOOK AT THIS
WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES
i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just
that is the face of a broken man
this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post