i can’t stop fucking laughing at this fucking fish. boops boops.
it’s literal, real scientic name is boops boops.
boops boops in a bucket
is a birb? is a plane?
Please… call the x file
- Men: If Orange is the New Black is so good with representation, why are all the men horrible?
- Women: They're not all horrible. Bennett's nice. What more do you want?
- Men: But he's clueless and irresponsible! And that's just ONE guy! How can you give me ONE decent male character in a slew of diverse female characters and call THAT representation?
- Women: ...must be tough.
- Jenji Kohan hates men, go rewatch Weeds if you don't believe me, there is only 1 male character in that show that's not a complete dick, idiot, douche, clown or person who is otherwise inferior to the women on the show, and that's Conrad, and he's a mama's boy... I mean, I try to believe Jenji doesn't want to hate men and that she really tries to give a fair representation, but yeah.
so um this is a rly bad drawing of a giant space lizard that just blew up the sun
PICTURED ABOVE: 3d render of the sky visible from earth immediately after sun explosion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES
LOOK AT THIS
WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES
i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just
that is the face of a broken man
this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post
if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex
3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche
stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe
- me: *goes to tumblr*
- the whole tumblr dash: “I came here to have a good time and-
- me: I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.
Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.